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A guy married a beautiful woman who proceeded to eat a box of chocolates every other day. Soon she grew to be grossly obese and he found her less and less attractive. Like the good husband he was, though, he continued to have sex with her 3 times a week. As it became more and more difficult to perform, his wife began to complain. After one rather laborious session, she said to him: "What's the problem? I remember the days when you could get a shot off in less than five minutes." He thought for a moment, and said. "Yeah, but in those days I didn't have to spend fifteen minutes trying to find the target."
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