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Humour 45  

2010-11-30 10:32:32|  分类: English Humours |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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Humour 45 - songxiaoq123 - songxiaoq123的博客The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.  I mean, life is tough.  It takes a lot of your time.  What do you get at the end of it? A death.  What is that, a bonus?  I think the cycle is all backwards.  You should die first.  Get it out of the way.  Then live in an old age home.   You get kicked out when you're too young.  You get a gold watch and you go to work.  You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.  You do drugs and alcohol.  You party.  You get ready for High School.  You go to grade school and become a kid.  You play.  You have no responsibilities.  You become a baby.  You go into the womb.  You spend your last nine months floating...you finish off as an orgasm.

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